The bar is upscale. Dimly lit in amber tones. A band plays a haunting tune, their faces hidden in shadow. A few swirls of smoke hang in the air—vanilla and something else you can’t quite place. The smoke can’t be good for the books lining the mahogany shelves, can it? A pale-fingered bartender slides you the menu. “The horror books don’t mind the cigars, friend,” he murmurs. “Choose your drink.”
The Horror Books Menu
A few recommendations as you decide. If you’re seeking something with a juicy punch, Blue Temptation (The Eyes Are the Best Part by Monika Kim) and Man Melter (The Haar by David Sodergren) hold nothing back. The Slow Spiral (Uzumaki by Junji Ito) offers a similarly powerful impact, but it will unfold more slowly, with a more ominous blooming of flavors as you sip.
Personally, I’m partial to floral, herbal options. Third Sister (House of Hollow by Krystal Sutherland) and Ruby Kiss (Hazelthorn by C. G. Drews) are both on the lush side—a bouquet of subtle, complex notes, with a sweetness that lingers long after you swallow.
In contrast, Wall Buster (Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig) hits you with overpowering notes of oak and leather. It’s a bit more robust, as horror books—ahem, cocktails go. The overall effect can rattle some drinkers, so I only suggest it for the more stalwart.
If you’d like something that blends several of the above elements, Screaming Bus (The Hollow Places by T. Kingfisher) is one of my favorite recommendations. It incorporates a touch of that sweetness with its own uncannily woodsy profile, but blends a quirky lightness throughout.
Deadly Jackpot (Dead Silence by S. A. Barnes) and Last Gasp (From Below by Darcy Coates) are for those who enjoy old elegance poured over ice. However, they are about as intense as they are chilling. Consume with caution.
Finally, if you’re just here for a good time, Ruh-Roh (Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero) is a fresh take on a classic you might’ve enjoyed while younger. Though it’s a proper cocktail, its presentation leans into cheeky nostalgia.
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